The Culprit Who Shattered My Glass Window

That little cat over there,

Yes, that one,

is the culprit.

It shattered my glass window.

.

My window,

is not the first

and not the last.

Look at that

cheeky bottlebrush tail,

it’s just asking for trouble.

.

Those who want to pet it,

beware,

it will run away.

When you next see it

someone else will be petting it.

Those who want to poison it for its crimes,

beware,

it does not take kindly to such things

and will barf on you.

.

~

.

That little cat over there,

Yes, that one,

is the culprit.

It shattered my glass window.

.

I paid for its weight in catnip

and it got snippy,

and it escaped through the window.

This just proves it,

it doesn’t want you

or me.

That must mean it’s a mean cat.

.

Everyone avoid the cat!

I know it’s cute

and its purr is awful sweet,

but it’s a skittish thing

and did not apologize

for breaking my window.

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